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[Diamond Geezer]

 

[EC1]

"these long grass tufts are making racing difficult"

 

[Muttley]

"Wish they'd had these landing mats when I kept falling off Moscow Flyer .."

 

[Dave G]

The change over of jockey's still needed some work.....

 

[trudij]

Trials of a new start the national where jockeys begin off their horses and have to mount as part of the race had mixed success....

 

[Drone]

The new soft and inviting fences at Aintree have caused an unforeseen problem. 'My fella gave me no chance, stopped dead to join his mate who was enjoying a crop of the tender green leaves, so he did, and who can blame him really'

 

[Grasshopper]

It all kicks-off on Judgement Night, as the 'Jockeys', 'Hedges' and 'Horses' scrap in the queue for the toilets at the Premier League Darts.

 

[High Rate]

Horse gets its head buried in jockeys private parts but no damage done... shock horror!

 

[Ballydoyle]

Tell you what Geraghty, you jump it and show me hows its done - unlike the plank next to you who obviously approached it too slow.....

 

[Grey]

"Come back you coward, I wasn't going to propose to you."

 

[redhead]

You want to jump that? Be my guest.

 

[Vulgaris Magistralis]

See how firm they are? So go over them not through them!

 

[fonz]

RB"But Grandouet told me you liked falling off"

 

[montyracing2]

No, you're right. We must taken the wrong course!

 

[simmo]

That's not a fence - it only comes up to Barry's knees.

 

[trudij]

No, you're right. We must taken the wrong course!

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