Car Manuals By Haynes!

[Merlin the Magician]

I just got back in and had bought myself the car manual for my 2 yr old FORD FOCUS GHIA TDCI so with out opening it, I decided to see if I had the correct one as its a special engine in mine.

I typed into GOOGLE HAYNES then FORD etc and I was somewhat shocked to see a SEX MANUAL 2nd add down and thought someone was having a LARF so I clicked on it like any red blooded man would do and found this below never ever thought they would make a SEX MANUAL too.................but they do....



http://www.haynes.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/...catalogId=10001

I bet they will sell out overnight now, you lot have read this.....

 

[221bar1]

Wonder if there is one for a push bike ?

 

[BrianH]

More than once I have wondered whether Gottlieb Daimler could possibly have imagined when he invented the internal combustion engine that he had also inspired other innovators in the area of positions for sexual intercourse.

 

[Diminuendo]

Hi Merlin, thought you might like to know that my local Halfords are always out of stock of this ' sex manual '. It seems to be a best seller!

 

[Merlin the Magician]

Dim you must have made the inquiries then? were you desperate? but no not for me babe I am a real professional!!! tho back on the market now......

I am sure there's a pun (or loads of them) to be had there???????????

 

[Diminuendo]

LOL Merlin, i was just ' window shopping' of course! This manual wouldn't look too good next to the Delia Smith collection of books .......would it?

.......and in answer to your question ............

were you desperate?

NO...........Never. :lol:

 

[Merlin the Magician]

ho DIM there's a shame............

someone once said to me ....!!!do you charge !!! now I can see how cars and sex are related?..........

and your supposed to get EXHAUSTED ?? too.........

and your sex DRIVE is low? or high? so yes can now see why its somewhat related?

and PROUD !! to say I am the owner of a TDCI

 

[Diminuendo]

Exhausted? What's that........!

 

[Merlin the Magician]

wow!!! and O-ooer

 

[Maurice]

someone once said to me ....!!!do you charge

I hope you replied, "Yes, like a bull."

 

[Merlin the Magician]

MO no mate proud to say like a rampant stallion.............