Catholics

[Phil Waters]

Catholics are BRILLIANT. The way they attempt to BRILLIANT everyone with their BRILLIANT makes me BRILLIANT. In 1433, the head of the Catholic Church was BRILLIANT in making a statement allowing people to BRILLIANT.

It really makes my blood BRILLIANT.


This post has been edited by Pope Benedict XVI on Feb 22 2006, 01:41 PM

 

[Ardross]

Nurse

Where are the Spanish Inquisition when you need them

 

[Merlin the Magician]

Three hail Mary's and a BRILLIANT!!! CLUMP..........sorry H/T I stole your CLUMP....

POPE JOHN here.............

 

[Euronymous]

Phil, i`ll see your catholicism and raise you Jew Power

 

[Brave Inca]

That is so offensive on so many levels!

 

[Euronymous]

I know, but not as much as your stupid polls.

 

[BrianH]

Allow the Buddhists a say...

 

[Brave Inca]

Originally posted by Euronymous@Feb 22 2006, 02:17 PM
I know, but not as much as your stupid polls.

What stupid polls?

I've been on my best behaviour!

 

[Euronymous]

Ultimately we all know the truth deep inside, even the muslims:

 

[BrianH]

In case this thread goes the way I think it might, my real name is Derek Thompson and I can be found at Channel 4 studios.

 

[Phil Waters]

...and I'm Gary Barlow, soon to be receiving emergency oxygen at various concert venues in the coming months...

 

[Griffin]

And I'm the Virgin Mary

 

[Maurice]

Originally posted by Griffin@Feb 22 2006, 02:37 PM
And I'm the Virgin Mary

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(One for each wean)

Phil, if you hate us so much, consider yourself removed from the mailing list

 

[Phil Waters]

Originally posted by Maurice@Feb 22 2006, 02:39 PM
Phil, if you hate us so much, consider yourself removed from the mailing list

Maurice, I am proud of my Catholic roots - I feel special because I share my middle name with that of the current Holy Father - there was a time when I would not dare start a thread of this nature (even though it was simply an attempt to poke fun at the forum's newfound editing rules) until I had a conversation with God one morning and He (sorry women, it's a He - I saw his genitals and birth certificate) told me to have as much fun at Catholics' expense as I wanted to as 1 - He knows I'm only kidding around - and 2 - He plans to kick my ass into Hell anyway come Judgement Day.

 

[Brave Inca]

I thought you were allowed to wipe the slate clean every confession.

 

[Phil Waters]

That's just a sales technique with many, many hidden clauses.

 

[Kathy]

Welcome back Phil!

 

[Brave Inca]

Something to do with hailing Mary Jane? Church of Janis?

Or is that a different Mary?

 

[BrianH]

Originally posted by Phil Waters@Feb 22 2006, 03:11 PM
I saw his genitals and birth certificate

So, it's the god's bollocks...

 

[Melendez]

I'm going to find out where Col lives and start stoning his house if he continues to allow this blasphemy on the site.

 

[Harbinger]

Mel, it's those damn Yankees who started it all! <_<

 

[PDJ]

Do they have churches in prison?

 

[Merlin the Magician]

By Crispian Balmer. VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Benedict named 15 new cardinals on Wednesday, one being a Phil Walters of Glasgow and including his predecessor's long-time secretary and a Hong Kong bishop, as he put his first stamp on the body of men who will one day elect his successor.


Are now we all know????????????

 

[Maruco]

I've dipped into the wrong thread. When I read the title I thought it was for people addicted to cats :blink:

 

[Grey]

No more of this sectarian nonsense. We are an ecumenical forum and in view of recent tensions I commend the fact that not once has a bitter word been exchanged between Sunni Bey and Song Shiite.