Channel 4 - Sat 9th Nov

simmo

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Why no Badger Chase on the tellybox on Saturday?

We've got a 6f listed race at 2:25, so from 2:26 until 3:00 we're going to have to listen to that shower of fudwipes talking pish or, worse, wanking each other off to a montage of the seasons highlights.

Get the wankers off our screeens and get the Badger Chase on it!
 
Never let the facts get in the way of a good rant!

If they aren't showing it, however, I entirely agree with you Simmo. The smugness in that C4 studio is nauseating.
 
simmo said:
Why no Badger Chase on the tellybox on Saturday?

We've got a 6f listed race at 2:25, so from 2:26 until 3:00 we're going to have to listen to that shower of fudwipes talking pish or, worse, wanking each other off to a montage of the seasons highlights.

Get the wankers off our screeens and get the Badger Chase on it!
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What a truly classy post.
 
harry said:
If Emma Spencer is involved then wanking each other off then screw the Badger Chase :D
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The Emma Spencer boat left me well and truly on the island.

To me, she looks like the love-child of Sharron Osborne and Andrew Lloyd-Webber.
 
simmo said:
I'm sorry, I shall be sure to send all posts which I may wish to make to you prior to posting in order to ensure that they meet with your class measurements.

Do you work for Channel 4 by any chance?
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Do what you like. But don't expect everyone who comes on here to just shrug their shoulders when they see posts like that.

No, I don't work for C4.
 
gus said:
Do what you like. But don't expect everyone who comes on here to just shrug their shoulders when they see posts like that.

No, I don't work for C4.
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Gus, why so po-faced when someone has a dash at the Flat? I've obviously been on the receiving end of similar comments from you in the past, but.....I mean?....it's just a lark.
 
Grass. I'm with you there. Does nothing for me. Emma I mean
 
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Grasshopper said:
Gus, why so po-faced when someone has a dash at the Flat? I've obviously been on the receiving end of similar comments from you in the past, but.....I mean?....it's just a lark.
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This one is nothing to do with that. I'd have expressed the same view if the words "Badger Chase" and "6f listed race" had been transposed in the original post. My objection isn't to the point of view expressed but to the way it's phrased. It might have something to do with the time of night at which the post was made, of course.
 
gus said:
This one is nothing to do with that. I'd have expressed the same view if the words "Badger Chase" and "6f listed race" had been transposed in the original post. My objection isn't to the point of view expressed but to the way it's phrased. It might have something to do with the time of night at which the post was made, of course.
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Chill out ffs
 
Whenever I do happen to see any of the coverage now, it is 95% men sitting in box playing with computers trying to think of things to say. The horses are nowhere to be seen.
Emma Spencer walking down the horsewalk couple of weeks ago at Ascot: friend says ' she looks so fed up'. I said ' looks like a air hostess who has lost her job but still has to wear the makeup and the uniform, and resents it.'
 
I should say that I did not have "a dash" at the flat. I am equally happy to see horses running in straight lines, circles, over jumps, through hedges etc.

My point was that, according to the RP site, there was no showing of the 2:40 race when the 2:25 and 3:00 races were being shown.

Apparently this has now been resolved and we need worry no longer about Graham Cunningham getting the lube out and stroking off Jim's onion bag all over the flat screen table or Alice Plunkett fetching them out and waving them at Emma Ramsden.

As for the way my original post was phrased, I am a foul mouthed **** and, to be honest, I rather expected the site swearing filter to bleep most of it out. It's not my fault that the cuntbags who set it up have so little imagination.

Although I would say that swearing is a viable means of communication, and in some cases (thickos like say Clivex) is decidedly beneficial in expressing a point of view.

So take that fuckos!
 
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Absolutely disgusting, ban him at once.......this isn't even posted after the 9pm watershed !! :D
 
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On a more serious point why can't they show the Rising Stars Novices Chase with the potential clash between Wonderful Charm and Oscar Whisky in the half an hour between the last two races from Donny ?
 
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