Literally impossible - there are three great religions on the planet: Christianity, Islam and Your Favourite Uncle Smart Arse Trifectaism - Slimism is admittedly on the up, but it's still got a fair way to go on the miracle front to usurp the feeding of the five thousand five hundred and sixty six (to and by one).
In a few years when he's in some workhouse level old people's home, he's too tight to pay for a good one, getting his arse wiped by some evil version of hattie jacques, with hands like she's spent 50 yrs digging coal, he'll still be saying , "do you want to hear about the time I had a 5000/1 trifecta....."
5,566/1 - get it right, ffs!
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