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[an capall]

Lady on phone..

'Yes Mr Graham, I've found them. Lord Hartigan and his evil sidekick, Bernardo, were trying to escape in disguise'

 

[Muttley]

Diminuendo, before taking photograph: "I say, did you bring your headgear all the way from Mongolia?"

Gent in green dress: "Nah, we nicked them off the top of the Brighton Pavilion .. "

 

[krizon]

"Attila, what you think? Does my bum look big in this?"

 

[Ardross]

Woman on telephone : darling I want you to wear one they are the latest fashion everyone is wearing them at Cheltenham this year

 

[krizon]

John Maxse: "Look, when we invited Mongolia to send their top jockeys over, we quite clearly told them about the need for appropriate headgear. The boots we can just about allow, but the hats have to go."

 

[Ardross]

Krizon : I don't care what they let you wear at Cheltenham you are not coming in here dressed that like - no tie for starters .

 

[Diminuendo]

We are backing, that very good Asian jockey. G.Lee in evelything.