Compulsion - The Confession

Our gatemen detest the inclement Clement, Shads. Apparently one of them, failing to recognize him as a 'celebrity' politely asked to see his badge before entering one enclosure, and was growled at with "Fuck off" before His Repulsiveness swanned past. I wouldn't be tempted by all the riches of Mammon to give him a peck on the cheek, let alone get more up close and personal. In fact... excuse me... (rushes for bathroom)... :o
 
:lol: :lol: Relks!!!

:lol: :lol: Jon - yes, "Sir" Clement Freud is a particularly unpleasant individual - I have had the misfortune to come across him in two of my jobs now, and each time I have been amazed at how unpleasant and repulsive he really is! He really is a nasty piece of work......

Oh, & Jon - a handy hint - if you have any problems with the lovely individual, just call him "Mr" Freud.....he hates it!!!! :D
 
I really wanted to watch this programme but wasn't able too because I recently have become victim to a pseudo Coleen Rooney type . Getting hoax calls continually . She's convinced that I'm chasing her boyfriend which couldn't be farther from the truth . That hasn't stopped her calling me annonymously daily . I've threatened the police but she ain't listening . Got another call tonight and I really don't know what to do next apart to buy a whistle or change my number :rolleyes:
 
Sols, see if you can set up a recorder - if she's threatening, the police will treat it seriously and loan you one.

Or, re-set your phone to answer after just two rings, and have a male friend record a new message in a breathy voice: "Well, hi there, you're through to Spanking Heaven. We're all tied up right now with clients, but leave your name and number, and we'll get back to you as soon as we're free. Happeeee hanky-spanky!" But remember to tell your pals about it first...
 
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