Craig Is The New Bond

I know the sort of thing:

"Welcome my Lord Essex, what news to you have of of Leicester?"

"They won three nil, Ma'am. The second goal was a cracker..."
 
Casino Royale is going to be a "back to basics" Bond says director Martin Campbell - not reliant on special effects, no Moneypenny, no Q and action scenes will be acted rather than generated by computers.

It's a strange one - it's Bond's first mission and he has just been granted his double O licence. But rumour has it that M will be played by Judi Dench and Bond will drive an Aston Martin rather than a super-charged Bentley. There is an argument going on as to whether Bond's gun wil be a Beretta (as it should be) or a Walther PPK. It will be set in a timeless period and it seems that baccarat ain't considered cool enough for a modern cinema audience. From an Eon Productions press release...

"In Casino Royale, James Bond must thwart a dangerous Russian spy from winning a No-Limit Texas Hold 'em game of poker worth millions."
 
As all afficionados will know, it's Le Chiffre - and they're keeping him in, despite the fact that I'm sure they know that I could do better.

Another piece of "new Bond" news is that Daniel Craig has said that he won't be dying his hair as he can't see that it's necessary. Martin Campbell concurs saying that it looked fine in the tests.
 
"Looked fine in the tests"? What is that - fine as in thin and wispy? I can't say I've considered Craig's hair to be one of his sexier attributes. But no toupee, at least!

Pee - yeah, you wish! :D Doesn't she have the biggest lips ever? I don't like them, really - they dominate her face and that deep crease in the lower one isn't particularly attractive. Miaowwww...
 
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