Dick Cheney

[the golden drifter]

Oh Dear.

 

[Colin Phillips]

I need a bit more than that!

 

[the golden drifter]

He shot someone while out hunting apparently.

 

[krizon]

You mean Apparently got away, and someone else got shot?

 

[the golden drifter]

How do you know it wasn't that someone he was hunting?

 

[krizon]

Gadzooks! Not old Binky Someone-Apparently, of the 4th Mounted Light, GD?

 

[Colin Phillips]

As you say, TGD, oh dear!!

 

[krizon]

This'll go down well with the National Rifle Association (of the USA):

CHENEY ENDORSES PURDEY OVER & UNDER!

Thanks to the fantastically reliable sighting on his Purdey over-and-under yesterday, Dick Cheney was able to despatch one of his hunting companions both cleanly and humanely. "I hate to think what might have happened if I'd been using some cheap rubbish imported from the former Soviet bloc," said Cheney, displaying the fine weapon to reporters. "It just shows - if you want a job done well, use American firepower."

 

[the golden drifter]

Full story here now.


http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1212009,00.html

 

[krizon]

Another case of American 'friendly fire'...

Dubya: "Hell, when Dick said he wuz goin' quail huntin', I thought he meant Dan!"

 

[Irish Stamp]

Hope Gordon doesn't hear about this it'll put ideas in his head

 

[Euronymous]

Shit. I read the title and was hoping he`d done one.

 

[krizon]

Nice as that might have been, I don't think any of us had him in our Dead Pool, did we? That'd been a few good points, too!