Do You Have A Personalised Plate?

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DG - :lol: brilliant


And i know a couple of jockeys who having shared lifts and the driving to the races have speedos and mileage clocks that dont even work.
 
:lol: :lol: D-G

I was following a TANKER up the M5 near BRUM years ago now, when I covered deliveries to the then motor trade (castings)....in the Midlands...

And someone had etched in its road dirt on the rear of the tank....wait for it...

"WHAT KIND OF FUEL AM I"................. :D
 
Just another case of rip-off UK Ltd.

Over here.



Personalized Licence Plates

You may purchase a personalized plate for a passenger vehicle, commercial vehicle or motorcycle. Passenger and commercial plates may have two to eight characters. Motorcycles may have two to five characters.

Please note that personalized licence plates are not available for limited-speed motorcycles.

Any combination of letters and numbers may be reserved provided the following has not occurred:

the combination of letters/numbers you selected has been issued, or
your plate choice has been rejected.
Once reserved, your plate must still pass a review committee, which may reject the plate if it is considered to be objectionable, for example:

derogatory
profane
racist
sexual
religious.

If a request is rejected, you may send a written appeal to:

Ministry of Transportation
P.O. Box 9800
Kingston, ON K7L 5N8

You may convert an existing plate to a personalized plate. New personalized plates must be manufactured and will be shipped to you.

You may also choose to add a graphic symbol to your unique personalized plate. (Graphics are not available on motorcycle plates, and seven and eight character personalized plates cannot include graphics.)

To order your plate:

call 1-800-AUTO-PL8 (1-800-288-6758),
visit a Driver and Vehicle Licence Issuing Office,

A selection of graphic plates is also available for order:
at any ServiceOntario Kiosk, or online at ServiceOntario Driver and Vehicle Online Services.

Graphic Plates.

Here's an opportunity to add some colour and flair to your vehicle licence plates. You can choose a graphic like the loon or trillium; or you can support your favorite Ontario professional sports team, community organization or university. There are over 40 to choose from, so go ahead, EXPRESS YOURSELF!



Fee Table


2 to 8 character personalized plates $237.30 (£112.66)





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"A trillium"? :blink: Clearly, the Canadian biker's a lot more sensitive soul than your average American Hell's Fruitcake, then!

Marv: "Wow, Frank, great number plate!"

Frank: "Yeah, y'know I've always kinda hadda thing for trilliums."

Marv: "Mm, know wajjamean. Me, I just got a new ficus japonica for mine. See?"

Frank: "Outstanding, man! Okay, let's burn some rubber!"
 
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"You may also choose to add a graphic symbol to your unique personalized plate. (Graphics are not available on motorcycle plates, and seven and eight character personalized plates cannot include graphics.)"

The floral emblem of Ontario, Canada is known as the White Trillium. This flower grows freely in the forests and woodlands. The White Trillium can be recognized by the three white waxy petals that protrude from each flower. This flower blooms in April and in May. The Trillium is very sensitive to sunlight. The blossoms are usually facing in the direction of the sun. The Trillium is a protected species of flower, and should not be picked.

But if you don't appreciate flowers,

"you can support your favorite Ontario professional sports team, community organization or university. There are over 40 to choose from."

Try again. I'll put it down to the late night sherry (or multiples), but then again..............









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Just a little joke, and nothing to do with sherry, late at night or not. Sorry to have bothered you, Mr Humourless. Good night.
 
Originally posted by Diamond Geezer@Sep 4 2006, 03:59 PM
For sale

20 year old car

400 miles only
























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Presumably, the ad also would state "buyer collects" :blink: :D
 
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