Eyelid Cysts

Ardross,
you can delete the latest postings on this subject,this is the original.
 
The best cure is a darning needle
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I still have my cyst. I was referred to the hospital to see a consultant who pointed out it was rather small on the scale of eyelid cysts. He then informed me it would either stay or go away. I think he's got everything covered there.

I don't think I'll resort to the darning needle yet.
 
Fortuitously, as am I! But now, a word about these spinal spurs, the aching ankles, the painful knees, the dry hair, the spider veins, the flatulence, the wrinkles, the nasal hair, the insomnia, the macular degeneration, the sparse eyebrows, the humming in the ears, the loss of memory, the indecision, the impatience, the tendency to k...

oh, sorry! Yes, a PM - of course, what a good idea to keep things discreet!
 
Clearly, the cyst is very fond of you. Try to bond with it, to make friends, rather than fight it - give it a name. How about Sandy Cyst - that covers it whether it's a boy or a girl cyst. Buy it small gifts occasionally, a Mars Bar, Lamb & Mint-flavour crisps, a bottle of Merlot, and treat it nicely with lavender bath soaks and apricot-and-cognac body scrub salts. Soon, it'll become like having a younger brother or cyster, and, just like a true sibling, as soon as you beg it to stay, it'll bugger off and tell you it never liked you anyway!
 
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