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[Diamond Geezer]

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Martin Pipe was presented with a rocking horse at Cheltenham for getting the most points at the earlier meetings this season at Cheltenham with Novice Chasers. The Stephenson Brothers made a rocking horse like Baron Blakeney

Mick Easterby bet Martin Pipe £5 that he would not get on the rocking horse and ride it so he duly obliged and hopped aboard the little grey horse.

 

[BrianH]

"I think I've got just the stuff to liven him up a bit"

 

[Ardross]

What do you mean I am not really using my whip

 

[an capall]

'I told you I could give the slow old fecker a better ride than Richard Johnson!'

 

[krizon]

"Ride ROOSTER BOOSTER for only a fiver! Roll up! Roll up! Only a fiver! Give yer granddad a treat!"

 

[Ardross]

I knew that I should never have had that glass of Blossom Hill

 

[Diamond Geezer]

MCP "When I get off this horse, I'm going to enter Venn Ottery in the Gold Cup, the Grand National, the Scottish Grand National, the Betfred, the Derby, the Arc"

ME " I told Oliver Carter you were off your rocker"