Forum Arse Cup

Originally posted by Ian Davies@Dec 17 2004, 08:21 PM
and the socially dysfunctional chasers of all things Swirly
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That's right...."Swirly" is now a brand name.

And Davies, you are a wannabe Swirly.
 
Quote PDJ in his post above "As a serial grammar correcter "

and

PDJ in the New Game thread

"Thnese touchpads are great for not for this game as you have to keep taking your hand off an starting again"

The favourites have now flip flopped with money beginning to come in for PDJ
 
As the Arseadmin I have decided to make it a handicap with top weight at 168.

So so far the weights are:

Ian D 168
Ardross 166
Pdj 165....

Keep the entries coming.
 
Look, in purely physical terms, I've got the lot of you soundly beaten. You're bottomless nonarses and needn't even think of trotting down the horsewalk, let alone lining up.

In posting arseworthiness, I offer myself as, if not a top contender, at least a good solid e/w chance, having managed to piss off not only charming individuals who have never deserved a mangling, while riling even usually calm and benign contributors, to a complete countryful. That, surely, demonstrates a wide range of arse skills.

Neither should the stewards overlook my creditable punning skills, which have caused groans audible cross-county, my relentless and pointless pursuit of the grammatically-challenged, and a likewise fixation with rendering Banded Racing and all-weather surfaces socially acceptable.

Overall, I think I'm capable of holding out against early breakers, hold-ups, pace arses and closers, due to my ability to switch when unsuited by the event. Having once proved slightly temperamental, my recent form (and roughing-off during the last couple of months) suggests a worthwhile punt at reasonable odds.
 
No doubt the handicap will like when Arkle ran have to be reframed when an capall enters off 212P
 
I'd love to, but I fear I wouldn't have a prayer of getting in the places against such formidable runners! :P :lol:
 
I hear that you are entered in the Forum Distaff Arse Cup - a hotly contested albeit smaller field :D
 
There is no differentiation. All the women will be entered. Age and weight don't matter.

I will put up the draw with the 16 selected later today.

Early tissue prices.

Ian Davies 7-4
Swirley 2-1
Kathy 11-4
Suny 9-2
Krizon 8-1
PDJ 8-1
Ardross 8-1
Brian H 10-1
SteveM 10-1
Merlin n/o
Solerina 16-1
Songsheet 16-1
terry 16-1
Shadow 16-1
Gearoid 16-1
An Capall 100-1
Jinnyj 100-1
 
The draw has been made and audited by Ernst and Young.

Anybody know how to do polls?

Ian Davies Vs SteveM
Brian H Vs Gearoid
Ardross Vs terry
Kathy Vs Jinnyj

Solerina vs Merlin
An Capall Vs PDJ
Songsheet Vs Krizon
Swirley Vs Shadow Leader
 
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