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A1 to DG - and especially for not being rude about me! :D Maurice has shown a surprising turn of foot, there, too. But, Ardross, really! Me? In a SKIMPY bikini? You sweet man! :lol:
 
There's Kri in her skimpy bikini
While James is sat playing with his weenie
Meanwhile Dom's drinking Smirnoff
Which Mo finds a real turnoff
'Cos he a real wee Scottish meanie.
 
There was a young girl from The Rock
Who craved for Richard Guest's cock
But hunt saboteurs
Raise that temper of hers
She'd stir-fry their balls in a wok
 
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