Every now and then, there's a stampede and hundreds get crushed;
buildings collapse
the occasional madman shoots people
......dehydration, collapse and heart attack are regular features, and not a few die from exhaustion
No you can't.
Ah the good old days when DIVER brought the nosh and Bolly .
That was for the Paddy Power, not the Festival.
The Festival is like the Hajj.
Everyone should feel a spiritual compulsion and duty to attend.