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Gearoid
Guest
With the forum resembling a school playground of late, lets take a closer look at the girls and boys from the class of 2006
Colin
A very moderate teacher who tends to leave he class flow. Dislikes swearing and personnel attacks which is possibley why he has failed to teach this class anything over the years. Suspicion has been raised amongst some parents as to his dealing with his monitors. Rumour has it he has a room where he takes only his choosen few.
Front Row -
Songsheet
A fine well spoken, intelligent young girl. However a little too passionate about one in particular. For a girl with such potential its a worry how much she talks about sex. She’s obsessed with Irish/American/Australians "stallions" as she refers to them.
Likely occupation
Management level of a corporate firm.....McDonalds if she fails to keep her legs together.
Krizon
*class monitor
Has an old head on young shoulder. A great help to the staff of the school for enduring the troubles of the sociably unacceptable, sexually troubled and devious members of the class. Although she can be a catalyst in extra curriculum activity she takes her monitoring role very seriously, no one gets left into class without a tie...
Likely occupation
Prison Warden
Second row
Merlin The Magician
Nice young lad, laughs a lot to himself.
Likely occupation Bus Conductor
Maurice
Bit of a maths whiz. Often solving equations that no theorem could unravel.
Likely occupation
Insurance salesman
Sunybay
Foreign exchange student, no idea what he’s talking about except I think he dislikes French women after he got a bad ride.
Third row
Phil Waters
Intelligent lad with aspirations of going to college to study law. More likely that the law will study him and send him to prison.
Likely occupation Marriage Councillor
Euronymous
tries hard.....to get expelled.
Likely occupation
Political correspondent for Al Jazira
Honest Tom
Suspended twice for stealing pocket money. Still denies it. Admits he had the money but that it was merely resting in his shorts.
Likely occupation
Public servant
Fourth Row
Ardross
*class monitor
Insisted from day one on sitting in the middle of the class, even though he is clearly to the right of centre. Overall an excellent student he has a few problems. In some of his essays he has mispelled the word "himself" as "Best Mate". He also has a strange affection for tipex.
Likely occupation
Newspaper Editor
Gallileo
*class monitor
Had the potential to be top of the class but kept getting brought down by arguing to his friends sitting on his right and left. Excels at Irish and Irish history, despite it not being on the curriculum.
Likely occupation
Tailor, specialising in shortening pants that are suitable length.
PDJ
Has great timing. Laughs on queue every time Adross attempts a joke. Could have potential when he makes decisions for himself.
Likely occupation
Sixth Row
Steve M
A complete loner who craves the respect of his class mates. Has a strange affection for his pet goldfish despite it being dead for 12 months.
Likely occupation
Driving instructor
Terry
Has left the school lately. Can be seen behind the bike shed at Craven College in the sandpit with the other deadbeats.
Likely occupation
Base guitarist in a dingy pub near you.
Shadow Leader
When they gave women the right to vote, they did not envisage birds like this coming along. She’s one opinionated bitch but could very well sleep her way to the top, especially the way she hit the vodka at the senior dance
Likely occupation
Secretary to whichever man she gets in the sack.
At the back
Bar the Bull
Is this lad even in the class? Ah yes... Jim the Janitor told me about him. He doesn’t do does his homework until he’s on the school bog at 9am.
Likely occupation
Cab driver
An Capall
The class stud. Has bedded every girl in town. Has an arranged marriage with that yoke Mullin's daughter.
Likely occupation
Call centre operator
Brian H
*class monitor
Likely occupation
Laughing at those who will bother to work.
Colin
A very moderate teacher who tends to leave he class flow. Dislikes swearing and personnel attacks which is possibley why he has failed to teach this class anything over the years. Suspicion has been raised amongst some parents as to his dealing with his monitors. Rumour has it he has a room where he takes only his choosen few.
Front Row -
Songsheet
A fine well spoken, intelligent young girl. However a little too passionate about one in particular. For a girl with such potential its a worry how much she talks about sex. She’s obsessed with Irish/American/Australians "stallions" as she refers to them.
Likely occupation
Management level of a corporate firm.....McDonalds if she fails to keep her legs together.
Krizon
*class monitor
Has an old head on young shoulder. A great help to the staff of the school for enduring the troubles of the sociably unacceptable, sexually troubled and devious members of the class. Although she can be a catalyst in extra curriculum activity she takes her monitoring role very seriously, no one gets left into class without a tie...
Likely occupation
Prison Warden
Second row
Merlin The Magician
Nice young lad, laughs a lot to himself.
Likely occupation Bus Conductor
Maurice
Bit of a maths whiz. Often solving equations that no theorem could unravel.
Likely occupation
Insurance salesman
Sunybay
Foreign exchange student, no idea what he’s talking about except I think he dislikes French women after he got a bad ride.
Third row
Phil Waters
Intelligent lad with aspirations of going to college to study law. More likely that the law will study him and send him to prison.
Likely occupation Marriage Councillor
Euronymous
tries hard.....to get expelled.
Likely occupation
Political correspondent for Al Jazira
Honest Tom
Suspended twice for stealing pocket money. Still denies it. Admits he had the money but that it was merely resting in his shorts.
Likely occupation
Public servant
Fourth Row
Ardross
*class monitor
Insisted from day one on sitting in the middle of the class, even though he is clearly to the right of centre. Overall an excellent student he has a few problems. In some of his essays he has mispelled the word "himself" as "Best Mate". He also has a strange affection for tipex.
Likely occupation
Newspaper Editor
Gallileo
*class monitor
Had the potential to be top of the class but kept getting brought down by arguing to his friends sitting on his right and left. Excels at Irish and Irish history, despite it not being on the curriculum.
Likely occupation
Tailor, specialising in shortening pants that are suitable length.
PDJ
Has great timing. Laughs on queue every time Adross attempts a joke. Could have potential when he makes decisions for himself.
Likely occupation
Sixth Row
Steve M
A complete loner who craves the respect of his class mates. Has a strange affection for his pet goldfish despite it being dead for 12 months.
Likely occupation
Driving instructor
Terry
Has left the school lately. Can be seen behind the bike shed at Craven College in the sandpit with the other deadbeats.
Likely occupation
Base guitarist in a dingy pub near you.
Shadow Leader
When they gave women the right to vote, they did not envisage birds like this coming along. She’s one opinionated bitch but could very well sleep her way to the top, especially the way she hit the vodka at the senior dance
Likely occupation
Secretary to whichever man she gets in the sack.
At the back
Bar the Bull
Is this lad even in the class? Ah yes... Jim the Janitor told me about him. He doesn’t do does his homework until he’s on the school bog at 9am.
Likely occupation
Cab driver
An Capall
The class stud. Has bedded every girl in town. Has an arranged marriage with that yoke Mullin's daughter.
Likely occupation
Call centre operator
Brian H
*class monitor
Likely occupation
Laughing at those who will bother to work.
