Giving Cheltenham a miss

Just think digger. You are going to have a billynomates hanging around all afternoon. You won be able to shake the cnt off however many times you climb through the window of the gents

And imagine if you want to chat up some boilers..

It would be... Hello ladies!

"Hi digger!" "Christ... What the **** is that?"
 
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Blah, blah fkin blah.

Digger? Boilers?

Assuredly not his style, as anyone who has met the chiseled God will attest to.

Whether it be the effortless flat belly, the healthily-thick, impeccably-sculpted coiffure, or the immaculate dress-sense, he is a dreamboat in every sense; something reflected in his popularity with the higher-echelons of the distaff side.

Kens f*ck-all about the horses, mind. :p :D
 
Been up the racecourse today to collect the members badges and have to say the course is looking good, plenty of watering going on down the back straight :cool: The guys there were saying the four horse statues are to be removed whilst building takes place and may or may not be reinstated in their current position when the time comes.
 
Marcus Armytage in The Telegraph reports that the reason it was decided to knock the buildings down now and replace them with a temporary structure was because of the sheer amount of asbestos found.
 
and there was me thinking it was the pints of Gin that made me feel rough. I demand free membership for life.
 
Then they use this photo to advertise Champions Day, you couldn't make it up

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5 day cards for Friday & Saturday look quite strong, so hopefully with decent ground (currently good & rain about) they won't cut up much. Roll on Friday!
 
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