Greetings From The Mv Oriana

Underpants found - forged your signature and fetched a four figure sum in the onboard auction. Sadly, it costs over 30p a minute to access the internet on ship to shore and I have to go to Racing Post yet, so proceeds all gone.

What were you doing in the stokers's cabin?
 
There was an old geezer from Stoke
Who was known as a miserly bloke,
His wife called him "honey",
But he gave her no money,
Now she prays every night that he'll croak.


Personally, I'm more inclined to call AC "Bram Stoker"...
 
The hurricanes caused the land station in Melbourne, Florida that feeds from the satellite to be evacuated so we've been offline - no bad thing at the price it costs! Home tomorrow afternoon but off to Paris on Thursday. Anyone at the Arc?
 
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