Happy Birthday Euronymous

Cheers Trackside. My birthday kind of gave me an out on the date although she still texted me half an hour ago calling me a dickhead and warning me never to get in touch again. Fat chance.
 
Don't you just love it when the spurned/ignored/insulted one texts, e-mails, phones and sends a runner round to say 'never speak to me again' about 20 times? Especially when you haven't responded the first time!

You could console yourself with that long, long overdue outing to Lingfield, Euro - we have luvverlee music nights coming up, guaranteeing lots of unattached young lovelies. Actually, no kidding, our last Ladeeze Evening saw zillions of really pretty, nicely-attired young women, no slovens among them. If you've still got your own hair and teeth (I realise turning 50 can be a bit of jolt for you chaps), you never know...

Happy birthday, anyway, and hundreds more.
 
What a wierdo - thats almost as good as "leave me alone" followed a couple of days later by "i didnt mean it" !!!

Belatedly hope you had a Happy Birthday !
 
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