Don't you just love it when the spurned/ignored/insulted one texts, e-mails, phones and sends a runner round to say 'never speak to me again' about 20 times? Especially when you haven't responded the first time!
You could console yourself with that long, long overdue outing to Lingfield, Euro - we have luvverlee music nights coming up, guaranteeing lots of unattached young lovelies. Actually, no kidding, our last Ladeeze Evening saw zillions of really pretty, nicely-attired young women, no slovens among them. If you've still got your own hair and teeth (I realise turning 50 can be a bit of jolt for you chaps), you never know...
Happy birthday, anyway, and hundreds more.
