Happy St Patricks Day

Diamond Geezer

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Today is the day where Irish people all over the world get drunk, start fights, & have casual sex.

I love Sundays!
 
I'm working until 9.30pm. By the time I descend to the streets of Tallaght the level of gimpness will be off the scale and the streets wil be full of people without the ability to walk.
 
I'm working until 9.30pm. By the time I descend to the streets of Tallaght the level of gimpness will be off the scale and the streets wil be full of people without the ability to walk.

You sound like a vampire who has just realised that they've left the blood bank unlocked.
 
You sound like a vampire who has just realised that they've left the blood bank unlocked.

I'm big into statistics and charts. My rohypnol expenditure takes a big dip on this weekend every year. Shooting fish in a barrel.
 
With all those high school marching bands in town I thought you'd have been lying in wait for the end of the parade.
 
Now normally I would have consulted the forum on matters of love or lust but this time I did the sensible thing and consulted Del Boy. Here was his reply:

Yes. Some women are like that as in ******* crazy forward. Meet her, have your jolly up and then blow her out. Her mates all have boyfriends and she's not getting out and it's coming into wedding season and you have her convinced there is a shred of decency in you, and despite that being a complete fabrication, your intelligent enough to hold it together long enough to seal the deal. Three date maximum before you have picked her lock. If it is a set up what the **** about it, sure laugh it off and get back on the horse!
 
:lol: The caption was - Trust me it'll be ******* run over.

For the record, I try and only date girls who are 5' 7 in heels.
 
Still goingt on in Limerick today You Paddys can teach us Welsh a thing or two about partying. Happy Paddys day for yesterday
 
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