Help! My Bird Has An Identity Crisis!

[Shadow Leader]

My bird (parrot before you dirty feckers start - on saying "I've got to go back [to Gib] to bring back my bird" to a bloke down the yard he nearly spat out his coffee whilst spluttering "you're a dyke?????!!" - oh and he's known me 7 years!!!! :laughing: ) is suffering from an identity crisis, I swear. She whistles & talks like a normal boyd but her favoured noises at the moment (when she's not muttering "f*cking whore", "f*ck off", "hello" [in about 12 different voices], "howya", "Al!!!!!!!" {she loves you CF!!!!!} or making noises like Chewbacca - thanks to my brother!!!!) are to either quack like a duck or bark like my Dad's two springers - for some reason she can't carry off my border collie's bark! It's confusing the hell out of my Dad - he keeps asking who the hell is barking - to which I have to tell him it's the feathered beast!!!

 

[Ardross]

The title of this thread sounds like a new reality show on Channel 5.

 

[Sara]

I did a cooking stint over Xmas once for a woman who trained hunters. She had a parrot who had her voice off to a tee - it would call call "Ann! Ann!" and the housekeeper would come running - it was a vig house - only to find the parrot cackling away in the breakfast room all on its own

Can't advise - think you are stuck with your schizoid boyd.Enjoy it!

 

[an capall]

My bird has one too. I keep thinkinking she is Segy Royal.