Hey Dad

Diamond Geezer

Diamond Geezer

Gone But Not Forgotten
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"Hey Dad, a Ferrari is a red car with a little white horse isn't it ?"

"Yes son it is, why do you ask ?"

"Because I think there's one trying to overtake us Dad"















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:lol: :lol:

"What's the matter, Irina? You said you wanted a Colt..."

(Check out the number plate upside-down, too!)

Headline: Trainers defy horsebox driver strike!
 
Istvan was set on rubbing shoulders with the Queen. His chosen method was to bluff his way into the owners and trainers enclosure at the Royal meeting...
 
We nearly had likewise in the middle of Brighton High Street yesterday when Sylvester Kirk's horse took fright at something or someone walking down the street & proceeded to try & climb into the front of the cab, wildly thrashing around as he did so. Cue mass panic from one hysterical groom and a heroic effort by the box driver who managed to lift the horse manually back into place. Quite a feat considering his front legs were over the partition and the horse was resting on his stomach. Apart from a few cuts and bumps he seemed fine afterwards. his travelling companion (mine) was less impressed & proceededto pull faces at him for the rest of the journey home.
 
Most likely he spotted one of Brighton's 'colourful characters', Kirsty - some are enough to spook even the most weirdo-wise! :D Glad he was all right in the end, but as ALMARA is a young lady, she probably took a dim view of her escort's wimpish behaviour!
 
Ah, Maurice, I had forgoten that we will have many members who have never had the exciting experience of attempting to get a black cab in London's West End to head south at 2.00 am or later
 
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