I am going to be rich

It should've been called the Groan Show, the amount of dreadful puns it came up with it. I haven't heard any of it in years, so don't know how it holds up today, but my parents and I found it - and 'Round the Horne' with Kenneth Horne - side-splitting.
 
"Hello.....! My names Jules and this my friend Sandy."

"The other day while walking across my field with the milkmaid, I spotted a well known farming implement."
"A tractor?"
"I think I must've done!"
 
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I thought it was Julian and Sandy? I don't think any poor chap lumbered with the name Julian could ever shake that camp intro off after that.
 
I'm not even sure that it wasn't the other way round, now, which sounds extremely painful! Research needed later, off to work soon, will this pleasure never end?

Charles: "You were right Fiona. It was Julian"
Fiona: "I know”
Charles: "I know you know."
Fiona: "I know you know I know."
 
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