I Miss Krizon

There was an old woman called Mu
A game old bird, it is true,
To expand her Horizon
She went foreign with Krizon,
But now she's ended up crabby, too.
 
...Apparently 70% of British women have a sexual encounter within an hour of holidaying in a foreign country… the other 30% wait until they’ve left the airport.
 
:lol: :lol: You two wee scamps! Steve, the only sexual encounters I have nowadays are looking at ads featuring half-dressed blokes. Well, I think they're blokes...

I AM a bit crabby now - I've just taken the gallant, aged Proton out, to visit Mother (well, me actually to visit Mother, while the Proton got its breath back) and have bashed it into a wall and cracked a tail light. It's such a good old car, it's like kicking a faithful dog. I've apologised, but I won't be surprised if it veers off the road on the way to Lingfield tomorrow and takes me to Staines as revenge.
 
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