I Murdered My Dog

[Diamond Geezer]

Well that's what works for me h34r:


Pick the month (number) you were born in:


1----I fell in love with

2----I ate a

3----I smacked

4----I sang to

5----I gave my number to

6----I murdered

7----I shot

8----I gave a lap dance to

9----I choked on

10---I bitched out

11---I had sex with

12---I humped


Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------A homeless guy

2-------your mum

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a Mexican

6-------a gangster

7-------a hooker

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------a ninja

13-------the computer

14-------a football player

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a cream soda

18-------a llama

19-------a pickle

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------a permanent marker

22-------my dad

23-------a condom

24-------my psychiatrist

25-------a policeman

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a baseball bat

29-------a DVD player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my mobile phone



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.

Black-------Because I was drunk.

Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.

Red---------Because the voices told me to.

Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green------Because I hate myself.

Purple------Because I'm naked.

Gray--------Because that's how I roll.

Yellow------Because someone offered me £1,000,000

Orange----Because I hate my family.

Other-------Because that's how I get off.

 

[PDJ]

I choked on myself because I hate myself.

 

[Triptych]

I choked on your mum because I hate myself.

You got green on too PDJ?

 

[PDJ]

I think so. Not too sure, I don't do colours but I think someone told me this top is green.

 

[BrianH]

I smacked my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want

 

[Shadow Leader]

I ate the computer because the voices told me to.

 

[charlieD]

I fell in love with a DVD player because that's how i get off


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Griffin]

I ate a ninja because I was drunk

 

[Kathy]

I sang to a hooker because I was high :blink:

 

[Euronymous]

Well, i`m naked at the moment. So all i got was - I gave my number to an Ipod.


I

 

[rorydelargy]

I shot my neighbour because I was drunk. That's eerie.....

 

[Shadow Leader]

It'll be worse than eerie if you get caught for it!!! :lol:

 

[krizon]

I humped my dog because I'm NOT homosexual! Well, thank God for that, then.

 

[Warbler]

Well I've just got out the bath, but unlike Euro I at least had the decency to sling a bath robe on, (colour burgundy) so purple would be the nearest, which coincidentally, means that I am indeed, as described. Spooky? well not really I suppose, just silly, but apart from that I shot my dog (that I don't have anyway). Must confess to struggling to see the point of the item, but as is the case with all these silly things, you can't resist trying it out

Pity "I headed butted a horse, because I felt like it" wasn't there

 

[Dave G]

I murdered my neighbour because I hate myself.

 

[trudij]

I ate a llama because im not homosexual B)

 

[Melendez]

I shot myself because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

 

[Bar the Bull]

I had sex with a gangster. Because I was high.

 

[krizon]

If it was old Ma Barker, Bar, you'd need to be!

 

[Merlin the Magician]

I sang to my neighbour because I hate myself. .........

 

[Skyliner]

I bitched out a condom because im sexy and i do what i want!?!