Impure Thoughts And Maam

[an capall]

I recall one on here extolling the virtues of Dame Helen Mirren, and a desire for some horizontal jogging with the old bird. I see she is now reincarnated as Her Majesty. I am worried that if those old fantasies continue will it be an act of treason and will there be a blue hat in the tower of London?

I think we should be told.

 

[Honest Tom]

Is it true that Lord H has recently been modelling himself on the Queen's ex-lover Michael Fagan

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[Ardross]

Well he has decided to pick a pocket or two where the bookies are concerned .

Oh Fagan not fagin