Interesting Junk Mail

[BrianH]

Among all the advertising stuff in today's post was a very impressive booklet with the front page title Discovering A Place Like No Other?

It was attempting to sell me the new Bentley Continental GT Coupé. Those who are interested in that sort of thing can find much of what was in the post to me here: Bentley GT

At a little over £115k, it's a bargain - but don't those people at Bentley who sent it to me know about the Cheltenham results?

 

[Diamond Geezer]

Perhaps they are anticipating the Grand National result

 

[BrianH]

 

[Maurice]

Does it come with a 3-year guarantee?

 

[Shadow Leader]

Personally, I find the most interesting junk emails I get to be the ones that ask me if I would like to enlarge my penis.... :lol:

 

[PDJ]

And they interest you why??????

 

[Shadow Leader]

Do I have to remind you that I don't actually have a penis????

 

[an capall]

I have it on good authority that you have been seen with several pricks, SL.

 

[Shadow Leader]

Now who am I to argue with that, AC??!!!! :lol:

 

[PDJ]

an, :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Ardross]

Have you forwarded the emails to any of them ?

 

[BrianH]

This is usually the time when someone asks "If you don't have one, would you like one?"

But I wouldn't dream of so doing.

 

[Shadow Leader]

Thanks, but no thanks, Brian....I'm happy without!!!!! :lol:

And no, I can't say I have thought of forwarding the emails onto anyone either....

 

[krizon]

Sounds like a bargain to me, Daddy Warbucks - why not treat Lady Hartigan to one instead of the usual Garrison Savannah/cruise this year? But make sure they include the mats.

 

[Diamond Geezer]

I got bit by Garrison Savannah once the b@stard

 

[krizon]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Okay, I just KNOW there's a story behind that!

 

[an capall]

Couldv'e been worse DG. Imagine it was the trainer. Not enough anti-tetanus shots in the world.

 

[krizon]

AC's on form.

 

[BrianH]

The way things are going even the mats are out of the question...

 

[Shadow Leader]

Fantastic, AC!!!! :lol: :lol: You're not bloody wrong either...