Inventions

[Colin Phillips]

Or more correctly, things that desperately need to be invented!!!

A silent, or at least quiet, automatic washing machine.

The inventor, of such an admirable machine, should become very rich and be sanctified.

 

[Grasshopper]

You should speak to the man who invented earplugs, Col.

 

[Colin Phillips]

Earplugs that can blot out the sound of a spinner, point me in the right direction quickly.

'tis a pity there's no mute button on the bloody things.

 

[simmo]

Originally posted by Colin Phillips@Apr 17 2008, 09:29 AM
A silent, or at least quiet, automatic washing machine.

Gag the wife?

 

[Melendez]

I have in-laws currently remodelling their house who were doing the rounds looking for a quiet washing machine. They do exist, but are very expensive - €1200 and upwards. Whether your definition of quiet coincides with theirs is another matter.

 

[granger]

i'd like a voice activated telly

 

[Shadow Leader]

A machine to hideously torture Gordon Brown in a similar fashion to the way he has f*cked the NHS completely up the arse.

 

[Shadow Leader]

...in fact make it hand operated and I'd be first in the queue to try it out.

 

[cricketfan]

My Balay machine is very quiet. Overpriced, but quiet.

 

[Euronymous]

Originally posted by Shadow Leader@Apr 17 2008, 10:25 PM
A machine to hideously torture Gordon Brown in a similar fashion to the way he has f*cked the NHS completely up the arse.

Not to mention the disgraceful 10p tax rate scrapping. I`ve been Labour all my life but they`ve lost my vote with this shambles.