Isaac Newton

[Euronymous]

As deluded about religion as a lot of Americans are, this still surprised me:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

 

[PDJ]

Bless em :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Shadow Leader]

You can't escape those bloody born-agains anywhere.....

 

[Merlin the Magician]

He don't look a full shilling either?? I suppose one can expect a theory!!! coming from him.............

I think the guy as got his REVELATIONS mixed up with his RELATIVITY......

 

[Harbinger]

Ah I do love The Onion :lol:

 

[Ardross]

Well - you are renowned for knowing yours

 

[Harbinger]

:lol:

Walked into that one...

 

[krizon]

Great stuff - what a hoot!

 

[Bar the Bull]

In case anybody doesn't realise, The Onion is a spoof website.

 

[BrianH]

Oh, really?

 

[Bar the Bull]

The reactions of some of the posters above made me doubt whether everyone was au fait with the fact.

 

[BrianH]

Originally posted by BrianH@Sep 26 2005, 11:01 AM
Oh, really?

You're supposed to reply: "No, O'Reilly."

By the way, "some"? :lol:

 

[Grey]

"Let's take a look at the evidence," said ECFR senior fellow Gregory Lunsden."In Matthew 15:14, Jesus says, 'And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.' He says nothing about some gravity making them fall—just that they will fall. Then, in Job 5:7, we read, 'But mankind is born to trouble, as surely as sparks fly upwards.' If gravity is pulling everything down, why do the sparks fly upwards with great surety? This clearly indicates that a conscious intelligence governs all falling."

The Onion may be a satirical magazine, but they've stolen their material straight from the transcript of the Sean Fox inquiry.

 

[BrianH]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[krizon]

I hope folks went on to look at the various links to other articles inside. Wickedly good. Onions make you - this one with laughter.