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Soary Stars

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Here's a teaser: What was the original language before this was posted on someone's blog out there?
:)

Tiresome as it contingency have seemed, to a of the tip jumps trainers in the land, the statement yesterday that other of Nicky Henderson’s horses has tested certain for a taboo piece was not really the prodigy it might at initial appear.

It has been well known for a few time that he would be thankful to face a British Horseracing Authority exploration soon, an astonishing certain assessment in his fibre having alerted him to a promising complaint with Binocular’s counterclaim of the Champion Hurdle at Cheltenham in March. Even so, there will be oddity inside of the competition about the environment by that a representation from Heather Royal, sixth in a fender at Huntingdon in February, came to enclose traces of Dexamethasone, an anti-inflammatory drug.

Henderson notoriously received a excellent of 40,000 after other mare, running at the same follow two years prior, tested certain for an anti-bleeding drug. There was an uneasy continuation to that liaison in February, when Henderson gave indication to a Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons conference – after that the oldster accountable is to taking medicine of Moonlit Path was struck off. It right away turns out that this ultimate quirk had taken place usually days previously.

It was on learning that other equine had tested certain that Henderson unexpectedly realised, to his horror, that the same treatment might not have free Binocular’s system. He duly organised an elective assessment during the week end preceding the Festival (for that initiative, understandably, he felt he deserved congratulation rsther than than opprobrium) and the outcome done it solid that Binocular could not run. He lamented that the equine had usually been treated with colour for a few harmless spots on his neck. The steroid in subject is essentially prescribed to provide allergies, but there has been a few discuss about its profitable metabolic properties. Regardless, it was not open space the network inside of the eight-day window recommended. It is believed that 18 days had been authorised for it to do so.

Henderson faces a excellent of up to 10,000 is to unsuccessful test, and another, of up to 2,000, if found to have kept deficient medical records. The conference will be listened on 23 June.
 
English, machine translated into a Latin language (Spanish?) and back into English again.
 
I can't see what's wrong with it - there are one or two posters here on place this who drinking after beers many would no worse than this capable be of times many over.

I'll go for Thai, Farsi, or Urdu.
 
:D Yeah - those old magic mushrooms still doing the job, then! I tried them once, courtesy of a pal who used them from time to time. I objected to being totally off my head for at least six hours or five light years, whatever it was at the time. That article would've made total sense!
 
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Ah, that's funny Krizon. :)
Weird old stuff there. Don't forget to rub Vicks on the soles now.
 
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I can't see what's wrong with it - there are one or two posters here on place this who drinking after beers many would no worse than this capable be of times many over.

I'll go for Thai, Farsi, or Urdu.

You are referring to me. :mad:
 
Thai lady boy? No, Gearoid, say it isn't so, say it isn't!

I'd never dream of referring to you in such a manner, young fellow-me-lad. Your typing makes perfect sense with or without the alcotake of incohol.
 
As if!! I'm shocked, nay, appalled, you should think so ill of me, my little rose petal. Why, I'm fair overcome, and need a cup of tea and perhaps the solace of a strawberry/white chocolate mega-cookie to recover my equilibrium. Maybe two cookies. Or three...
 
It was three cookies (try these, Gears - McVitie's raspberry & white choc, fantastic!!), followed by a large snacking plate of chilli Doritos with melted Cheddar cheese. That's me stuffed for the evening! And the diet blown out of the water yet again...
 
:lol:

They're a nice wee treat now and again - not too often, but when you don't want a 'real' meal (which I don't today), but something tasty.
 
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