Mccririck - Does His Arrogance Know No Bounds?

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Reported on the radio yesterday:

John McCririck applied for the role of Doctor Who in the TV series.

He also applied for the job as manager of Newcastle United when Sir Bobby was sacked.

This got me thinking...

What jobs could/should he apply for?
Any other jobs for any other racing people?
 
Would he happen to be The 2004 Arse Cup Winner?


After McLaren, Bruce, O'Leary and Allardice turned down the Newcastle job, maybe Big Mac wasn't all that far down the pecking order. For the first time, I feel grateful that the whinging jock Greame Sour-ness did eventually take the role.
 
McCrirrick could always do adverts for hair/flea shampoo (god only knows what his hair looks like under that hat) followed swiftly by a fitness video to come out in time for Christmas? (or is that a wee bit cruel?) B)
 
Answer to the original question --No.
He has no hair under his hat, that is why he wears a hat.
WC would be qualified as a Sumo Wrestler's arse wiper, surely, with his inside knowledge?
Dave Smith could do any job. In fact he's doing most of them already.
Krizon would get any one of six (German) parts in any remake of Stalag 17. I am saying that in the hope that her computer doesn't suddenly recover, and that there are no snitches on here.
 
I think the obsession with his hats is due to him having very little hair other than what is shown.
I'd like to know what his wife found attractive in him, is it is personality, wealth, humour or maybe his deep french kissing technique !!
 
BrianH's choices for The first man in space without a helmet - is it ?

A George W Bush

B Richard Hills

C Michael Hills
 
But surely he cannot be completely bald under his hat, as he has all those long straggly bits hanging down? Has anyone seen him with his hat off?
 
Ardross, those were the rest of the flight crew, meant to follow their leader out of the hatch ho ho ho.....
 
Diver, I heard through the grapevine that Songsheet and our Krizon have a bat phone that they communicate on on a daily basis. They drop everything (well nearly everything) if there are any "situations" to be addressed on this site. :what: I do hope you have life insurance! :ph34r:

:D
 
Does anyone know his real age ? This has long facinated me because he talks about "birds" being over the hill and winds Tanya up about her age but is notably circumspect when his own age is mentioned :D
 
He'd need alot more than hair exts. The reason that I've asked his age is that he has progressivly shown signs that his memory may be failing . He has also become more eccentric than normal and a few commentators have wondered if his age is catching up on him or worse still that he was afflicted with some condition that would explain his physical shakes and unguarded opinions
 
I'm traumatised by the thought of McCririck in a leotard doing a fitness video...... :unsure: ( WHERES THAT BARF EMOTICON???!!!! )

Cheers for that KAthy - as if I dont have enough problems!!!!! :o


Couldnt he become a deep sea diver and accidentally get got by a current????
 
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