I had to call the POLICE the other day it went like this..............
TO CALL THE POLICE
John Rickards from Splott was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
John opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
John said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Rickards residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to John: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
John said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
and don't know what’s going on in most of the urban areas/ cities throughout the U/K.... with their own ability to think they are shutting out the problems, because it don’t happen near where they live ........ 
