Mobile Phones

simmo

simmo

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I was recently given a mobile phone. Since then, I have experienced a number of strange occurrences, including strange music playing in my living room without prompting from me. When the music stops, then the voices in my head usually start.

I see strange glowing objects when I go to bed and strangest of all, I keep hearing a voice in my sleep saying "I'm going to kill you Alex, I'm going to kill you Alex" - although I have my suspicions that this might not be mobile phone/devil related activity.

Are mobile phones the work of the devil?
 
Since I got a mobile phone. My girlfriend always wants to know where I am, who I'm with, what time I'll be home, am I drunk. This never used to happen. It has turned me into a liar !
 
Simmo,

I can't be without mine for work as I am on call 24/7. My b/friend just got a new phone that he can actually send and receive e-mails on and has MSN Messenger. He is down in Wales at the moment, and he was able to take a photo of his Dad and e-mail it to me in the office yesterday. Isn't technology great?

Some people love 'em, some hate 'em, but I couldn't be without mine now.
 
Aye, there's another thing! Pictures of scantily clad women keep appearing on the screen in order to try and tempt me towards the dark side.


GET THEE BACK SATAN! :angy:
 
"I can't be without mine for work as I am on call 24/7."


Nobody was permanently on call before mobile phones were invented.
 
No, they were not Grey but it means I can go to the races or shopping, or anywhere I like and still be "working" which I couldn't do before mobile phones came along. I can also phone my bookie from the racecourse bar and place a bet.

It has definitely given me more freedom away from the obvious constraints from the normal office environment and it suits me (personally) perfectly.
 
Does your job require you to use a mobile phone and nothing else? Are you a Samaritan?
 
Hardly Phil. :) Can you imagine a poor distraught soul having to call me up in their hour of need. :blink: I would end up telling them to stop whingeing and get a life, especially if I have just had another one of my messages deleted on here.
 
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