Here goes then, for those of you that have a spare 10 mins and are interested about the way that Darling and Gordon Clown have handled the NR debarcle. Please note Gordon Clown was nowhere to be seen this afternoon - as always, Clown is waiting for someone else to take the blame for this latest financial disaster. Please note the following is copied from The Guardian and is not my own comments and should not be interpreted as such. I have purely highlighted some of the sentences that I felt were... well, interesting.
Darling on Northern Rock - Live
November 19, 2007 3:25 PM
In what promises to be a boisterous event, Alistair Darling will update MPs on the future of Northern Rock at 3.30pm.
The chancellor will outline the range of options on the table, in a ministerial statement.
We already know that Northern Rock has received around 10 approaches which have one thing in common - they all put a much lower price on the bank than last Friday's market value.
This revelation sent Northern Rock's shares crashing again this morning, and only added to fears that taxpayers will be out of pocket by the time this fiasco is resolved.
We'll bring you live coverage of the statement and the debate that follows.
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3.25pm
We're just waiting for the secretary of state for work and pensions to wrap up questions, and then we'll be off.
3.30pm
Right, Alistair Darling is on his feet and this much-anticipated ministerial statement on Northern Rock is underway. He starts by outlining the respective responsibilities of the government versus the Northern Rock board - pointing out that "as a major creditor, the government has a very significant interest in the future of Northern Rock".
He also reassures nervous savers that the current guarantee on their money won't be revoked without suitable warning.
He also reminds MPs why Northern Rock hit such trouble - its almost total reliance on the wholesale money markets, and warns that we face "continued uncertainty in financial markets because of the problems in the US mortgage market".
3.40pm
Now the important issue - what happens next.
The chancellor runs through the information released by the Treasury at 7.30am, explaining its approach to sale. In brief, it will use this time to find the best solution for the country and the company.
Now shadow chancellor George Osborne responds. He already upped the pressure this morning in a radio interview, claiming Darling's job was on the line over the crisis, and lays into him again now.
He accuses the government of allowing the "chaos and confusion" around Northern Rock to get worse every week.
Osborne also challenges Darling for not revealing exactly how much emergency funding Northern Rock has now borrowed from the Bank of England, suggesting that he is misleading the public by not disclosing this detail.
He also demands that the letters sent by Bank governor Mervyn King explaining the full situation are published - which the government has so far declined to do.
3.45pm
Getting into his stride, Osborne refers to reports that Northern Rock's free assets have shrunk to around £40bn, and that the government's liability is actually nearly as great.
He also cites BBC reports that the government is also quietly supporting Northern Rock with a chunk of subordinated debt. He alleges that Darling may be "deliberately withholding information from parliament and the public".
Darling does not appear to be enjoying this attack, and looks a bit uncomfortable on the government benches.
Osborne signs off by claiming this is "a tale of incompetence and weak leadership ... reeling from one disaster to another".
3.50pm
Darling scrambles for the moral high ground, expressing his disappointment that Osborne was not able to put forward any constructive proposals (although isn't that what all those bright chaps in the Treasury are for?)
He also suggests that Robert Peston has been overegging his latest Northern Rock scoop, but admits that the subordinated debt does indeed exist.
On the issue of the letters he received during the crisis, Darling pins the blame on the FSA whose head, he says, "most certainly does not want them published". The FSA has been roundly criticised for not catching the problems at Northern Rock before they became a full-scale crisis, incidentally.
4pm
Now other MPs are weighing in, starting with Doug Henderson who represents Newcastle upon Tyne North.
He reassures Darling that the people of Newcastle, where there are something like 4,500 jobs on the line, are grateful for his actions and support him.
There's less charity from Vincent Cable, acting leader of the Liberal Democrats, who claims that the present chancellor bears an "increasing resemblence" to Norman Lamont. I could be wrong, but I think Cable is referring to the ERM debacle rather than the passing similarity of their eye-catching hair and eyebrows.
He tries to excoriate the government for not pushing out the Northern Rock board weeks ago (chief executive Adam Applegarth and several non-execs submitted their resignations late on Friday).
"This is a management team that was discredited, that led the bank into this crisis, and a chief executive who showed such contempt for his company that he cashed in his shares to buy a country house and a Ferrari for his wife," Cable claims.
Tossing in a nostalgic reference to "City spivs" profiting from the crisis, Cable calls for the bank to be nationalised for a very small period while its future is worked out.
4.05pm
That last remark has Darling bouncing off his seat, to accuse the Lib Dem man of the sin of flip-flopping.
"On Saturday he demanded full-scale nationalisation. By yesterday, he'd moved to reluctant nationalisation. Now, it's nationalisation for a very small period," the chancellor declares to much hooting from his side (and a few Tories, I think).
4.15pm
We've now settled into a rhythm of Labour MPs, often from the north-east, attacking the Lib Dems for not caring about the 6,000 staff whose jobs are on the line, and Conservative members insisting that the government needs to come rather cleaner about exactly how exposed the humble taxpayer is.
Peter Lilley wants to know the terms, conditions and repayment process of the Bank of England loan. He doesn't get them. Brian Binley asks how much of Northern Rock's assets are already pledged to cover the support it has received - but Darling just points him back to his statement, in which he pledged that the funding was secure and would be recovered once the bank's future is secure.
What about the future of the Northern Rock Foundation, the charitable foundation that receives 5% of the bank's pre-tax profits?
Darling hails its achievements, saying the foundation's "very very important work" is one reason Northern Rock is so popular in the north-east (although that esteem may have taken rather a hammering recently).
4.25pm
And after a few more exchanges, the debate is over. The process is clearly going to drag on until next year, although with Northern Rock's shares down 21% today at 104p, one wonders how much of a bank there will be left to sell by 2008.