Oh No! We Forgot About Independence Day!

  • Thread starter Thread starter Phil Waters
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I didn't forget - I wrote to a friend in Boston:
"Happy 4th. We've all had a chat about it and we don't want it back, thank you..."

She replied:
"Gee, too bad -- we're well into our plan to return it to you in small, indigestible pieces: McDonalds ... Budweiser Lite ... the infamous Sunny Delight ..."

I responded:
"Not to mention Starbuck's"

She said:
"I was saving that for the coup de grace. Thanks very much for the mad cow thing, by the way."
 
All together now...

Oh say where's the Queen
By the dawn of New York
Blah dee blaaaaah ooh I say
Keep the hunt and McDonalds
 
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