Only in modern day Scotland...

[Desert Orchid]

'No cat ban in Scotland' First Minister John Swinney confirms

The first minister rules out the idea after experts suggest ways to reduce the impact domestic cats have on wildlife.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Ian_Davies]

Tbf, there's no way cats would stand for any form of ban, anyway.

The contempt cats have for human affection-craving dogs is only exceeded by the contempt cats rightly have for the cat-"owning" human race itself, who they regard as their perennial "go-fors."