PDJ nightmare in the cells

PDJ

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I can't be bothered with the hassle. If you knew tyhe week I have had... I spent Sunday night in a prison cell..... I can't be arsed to go into it more at the moment, suffice to say I no longer have a housemate.
 
:angy: :angy: You are as bad as my dad, trig!!! He hasn't stopped with the "oh so funny jokes"

I can almost laugh at it. :( h:)
 
Went to York for the weekend with 30 kids so had verylittle sleep.

Got back Sunday night at 9pm and went to sleep. Now the best bit

11.30pm I am woken up by banging on the door. It is the police with a search warrant to search my house for stolen property. In rather a large daze, I ask to
see the warrant and it has no mention of my name on it, merely the girlfriend of my housemate and soon to be ex friend. Turns out that she has been stealing
from Selfridges where she works for some time and has taken over 10 grand worth of items. While I was away this weekend, she thought it would be a great idea to store and hide things IN MY F***ING ROOM. So, during the search, the police find the stolen goods "in my possession" As she is not there and they don't know where she or my twat housemate are, they arrest me (yes that's right - ME!!!) for handling stolen property. I am taken to the station where I am held in
a cell for 3 hours until 4am and then released without charge as she has turned up and confessed. No lift back home for me, taxi only - no real apology, just a
mumbled one from the night desk sergeant. Now I have to get the locks changed in my house (more expense to add to the taxi fare)and tell one of my oldest friends what a F***wit he is and that I never want him or his thieving bird in my house ever again.

Roll on Aintree.......
 
Poor Paul - he is too nice a bloke

The golden rule is never ever share your house with friends as a landlord . I did it once and regretted it massively . The problem being they expect the earth but think as a " friend " they can pay rent late , pay their share of the elec, telephone etc as late as possible and start changing things in your house .

If you have to have lodgers do it on a business basis . Interview them ,make them pay a bond etc
 
Bloody hell, Brian. You have one hell of a memory.

James, I agree with that, it has been awful.
 
MAB??

There was also the guy with whom I shared in Liverpool who decided that over Christmas he would move out with the TV, video and various other stuff.....
 
Mad Australian Bird

And then there was when you put Krizon up for a couple of months - endless tights and green Northern Racing slacks on the radiator and a fridge full of Blossom Hill
 
Tragic Paul - but thanks for sharing. I've been arrested wrongly a couple of times myself over the years and it is no fun.
 
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