Privatising the tote.

[walsworth]

Lots of sites have similar problems state owned or otherwise, you have no idea where the problem lies it is probably with a private IS provider.

 

[krizon]

Well done, mrussell - yes, some folks must have a lot more Barb durability in their genes, I reckon! Not me - I'm off for an early snooze, have the plumber coming round at crack of sparrows tomorrow to give me a quote for upgrading the bathroom. Zzzzzz...

 

[walsworth]

Bath room! You are posh, I've still got the old galvanised jobby in front of the kitchen range.

 

[mrussell]

Kitchen range!?
We've got a fire with a pot hanging over it .....

 

[walsworth]

The Masons have one of those, but they don't light a fire under it!

 

[krizon]

Oh, but when I say bathroom, Walsy, I am sharing with the 12 families upstairs and Mrs Bloggs and her seven kids down the hall... I'm lucky to get a strip-wash every 10th day...

 

[Desert Orchid]

Oh, but when I say bathroom, Walsy, I am sharing with the 12 families upstairs and Mrs Bloggs and her seven kids down the hall... I'm lucky to get a strip-wash every 10th day...

Yes, you really are! We don't have any water. I have to find a stray cat to lick me clean.

 

[Desperate Dan]

A stray cat? That`s a weeks food round here...

 

[mrussell]

Yes, you really are! We don't have any water. I have to find a stray cat to lick me clean.

Oh, that explains kilts!

 

[redhead]

Oh, that explains kilts!

Aye - and the sporran's what they use to tote their private effects in.

 

[krizon]

That's the neatest segue back to the 'tote' I've seen in ages, Red!