Profanisaurus.

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Acorn= A little bell end nestling forlornly in the pubage of a fat German naturist.

Aeroplane Blonde= A dark haired female who dyes her hair blonde, IE, is equiped with a black box.

Artichoke= Ugly slapper.

Aussie Kiss= Similar to a french kiss but performed down under.

Drugs Bust= Simultaneous entry of two Bobbies truncheons through the front and back doors, Also police raid.

Elbow Bender= A bar fly, A boozer.

Elepants= Jumbo Sized ladies trunks.

Fist magnet= Someone who attracts punches to his face.

Flock of pigeons= The sound of a loose bowel movement.

Tradesmens Entrance= Back passage.

Got loads more I have, guess you have better :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
This particular letterbocks always makes me giggle:-

On holiday a few years back, I took part in a quiz and managed to reach the final only to lose out after what I consider to this day, to be a correct answer. The question asked 'What 'C' would you associate Jeremy Clarkson with?' to which I confidently replied 'cunt'. Not only was I told the answer was incorrect, but I was asked by the holiday rep to leave the premises immediately. Has anyone else experienced such appalling treatment whilst holidaying with one's family?
Noel, Leeds
 
Diabolical treatment Arkwright, and you gave them the correct answer also :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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