Profanisaurus.

[mark]

Acorn= A little bell end nestling forlornly in the pubage of a fat German naturist.

Aeroplane Blonde= A dark haired female who dyes her hair blonde, IE, is equiped with a black box.

Artichoke= Ugly slapper.

Aussie Kiss= Similar to a french kiss but performed down under.

Drugs Bust= Simultaneous entry of two Bobbies truncheons through the front and back doors, Also police raid.

Elbow Bender= A bar fly, A boozer.

Elepants= Jumbo Sized ladies trunks.

Fist magnet= Someone who attracts punches to his face.

Flock of pigeons= The sound of a loose bowel movement.

Tradesmens Entrance= Back passage.

Got loads more I have, guess you have better :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[betsmate]

Loads thanks Mark:

The Viz - Profanisaurus

 

[mark]

Spot on Betsmate, some are really amusing are they not ? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Arkwright]

This particular letterbocks always makes me giggle:-

On holiday a few years back, I took part in a quiz and managed to reach the final only to lose out after what I consider to this day, to be a correct answer. The question asked 'What 'C' would you associate Jeremy Clarkson with?' to which I confidently replied 'c***'. Not only was I told the answer was incorrect, but I was asked by the holiday rep to leave the premises immediately. Has anyone else experienced such appalling treatment whilst holidaying with one's family?
Noel, Leeds

 

[mark]

Diabolical treatment Arkwright, and you gave them the correct answer also :lol: :lol: :lol: