Merlin, here you are - you take over as a Moderator from me and you can manage Derek from now on. Moderators don't make the Board's rules, you twit, as you very well know. They're made by Col, to protect his site, and thank God there are some. You have absolutely NO idea of what happens in the background before Derek's posts get through.
If you want to spend hours of your life drearily trawling through the topics every time he posts, just to make sure he hasn't been insulting to someone, be my guest. In fact, I absolutely DEMAND you start moderating, as I know you'll be fair to all while ensuring none of the Board's rules get contravened. Col, put Merlin on, please. He'll enjoy sharing the abuse with us, I know.