Punsters - get to work on this

Warbler said:
How about;

"Desert Orchird posts appreciation on wrong forum shock".

Customers of Final Furlong were left in a state of confusion last night after it emerged that Desert Orchid, 48 from Scotland, having made allegations about the dumbed down content of Talking Horses, then went and posted a thankyou in the wrong forum before claiming he couldn't see it. A bewildered victim of the violated forum who wished to remain anonymous claimed "we were all confused when he thanked someone called Melendez, who doesn't post here. This man is clearly a danger and needs locking up".

See 'the Sun Says' on page 8
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Aahh, I now see the error of my ways.

And according to my Wii, I'm 22. So much better even than Warbler's flattering guesstimate.
 
Paul Denman passed this, so that,s what's been slowing him down, scope for inpoovment then, Ican see him passing Kuto Star next
 
Krizons answer is tame and crap

How would the national media have reported it? that should have been your benchmark. Who knows, you might even have encountered B52 bombers on the moon?

"Venus descends in the buff" - The Daily Sport
"Pluto up for eviction from the Solar System" - The Sun
"School scope beds a pair of binoculars in sex romp" - The Star
"Stars reveal Diana murder plot, says school scope" - The Daily Express
"Asteroid confirms Diana murder conspiracy" - The Sunday Express
"School scope predicts 2 million Martians will seek asylum this week" - The Daily Mail
"Venus is an umarried mother claiming £50,000 in benefits shock" - The Sunday Mail
"See Saturns rings exposed" - The Sunday People
"Rooney drunk in charge of school scope" - The Sunday Mirror
"School scope to be pay-per-view; Londoners to foot the bill" - The Evening Standard
"Venus and Mars get it together exclusive" - The News of the World
"English schools get more scopes than Scottish schools" - Daily Record
"School scope could be used for spying on children" - Radio 5live (the home of live news and live sport)
"By Jupiter school scoops scope; Brown to blame" - The Daily Telegraph
"School scope reveals inter-galactic credit crunch is a universal problem" - The Guardian
"School scope award fails to raise interest rates" - The Financial Times
"Knife wielding hoodies stab school scope" - The Metro
"School scope reveals WMD in Tehran lab" - Fox News
"School gets scope, but what are the environmental impacts? and what does it mean for Obama?" - Channel 4 News
"Celebrity scope, full pictures exclusive" - Hello
"Suicide scope linked to Al Qeada, could it happen here?" - ITN News
"School scope latest, live update" - Sky News
"St Asbos get a new telescope" - BBC News
"Tiddles the hedgehog found safe and well in St Asbos observatory" - BBC Local news
"St Asbos still getting a new telescope" - BBC News 24
 
Warbler said:
Krizons answer is tame and crap

How would the national media have reported it? that should have been your benchmark. Who knows, you might even have encountered B52 bombers on the moon?

"Venus descends in the buff" - The Daily Sport
"Pluto up for eviction from the Solar System" - The Sun
"School scope beds a pair of binoculars in sex romp" - The Star
"Stars reveal Diana murder plot, says school scope" - The Daily Express
"Asteroid confirms Diana murder conspiracy" - The Sunday Express
"School scope predicts 2 million Martians will seek asylum this week" - The Daily Mail
"Venus is an umarried mother claiming £50,000 in benefits shock" - The Sunday Mail
"See Saturns rings exposed" - The Sunday People
"Rooney drunk in charge of school scope" - The Sunday Mirror
"School scope to be pay-per-view; Londoners to foot the bill" - The Evening Standard
"Venus and Mars get it together exclusive" - The News of the World
"English schools get more scopes than Scottish schools" - Daily Record
"School scope could be used for spying on children" - Radio 5live (the home of live news and live sport)
"By Jupiter school scoops scope; Brown to blame" - The Daily Telegraph
"School scope reveals inter-galactic credit crunch is a universal problem" - The Guardian
"School scope award fails to raise interest rates" - The Financial Times
"Knife wielding hoodies stab school scope" - The Metro
"School scope reveals WMD in Tehran lab" - Fox News
"School gets scope, but what are the environmental impacts? and what does it mean for Obama?" - Channel 4 News
"Celebrity scope, full pictures exclusive" - Hello
"Suicide scope linked to Al Qeada, could it happen here?" - ITN News
"School scope latest, live update" - Sky News
"St Asbos get a new telescope" - BBC News
"Tiddles the hedgehog found safe and well in St Asbos observatory" - BBC Local news
"St Asbos still getting a new telescope" - BBC News 24
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:p
 
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