Romance, Doggy-style

[krizon]

Spied this cute ad in our free 'Country Market' mag, under the Dogs section:

WANTED Jack Russell stud dog. Female JR seeks attractive male of similar breed, must have short legs and smooth coat, any colour, good sense of humour essential and preferably non-smoker.

 

[Songsheet]

Dear God - I thought the old censorship might have to come into play on this one....

 

[krizon]

Surely not when you saw the topic was put up by a genteel, elderly, spinster lady?