Room 101 Tonight

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Botox-faced bitch and Big Brother presenter Davina McCall is Paul Merton's guest tonight on Room 101 and among the items she wishes to destroy is the music of Frank Sinatra.

Fair enough, everyone is entitled to their opinion and she may really believe that the world would be a better place had the man who many believe to be the greatest exponent of the popular song had never given his music to an appreciative audience. I'll be interested in her rationale.

Davina is of course eminently qualified to judge music and careers in the world of entertainment. It is little known that she sang professonally with a band and later went solo, at one time as a singing waitress in a Paris restaurant.

After she failed an audition to become a "showgirl" at the Moulin Rouge she returned to London and was for a while a "nightclub hostess".

It was during this period that she became heavily addicted to heroin, ecstasy and cocaine.

Ex-lover Eric Clapton, who had produced her demo disc when she had tried unsuccessfully to crack it as a pop-singer, now used his contacts to get her a job presenting on MTV and gave her plenty of help in getting off the drugs.

Apart from her presenting role on Big Brother Davina has had a number of other television opportunities, most of which, sadly, have been panned by the critics and have not found favour with the audiences.

Who can forget - or perhaps, who can remember - Sam's Game in 2001, a Friends-style TV sitcom (also starring Ed Byrne), which was slammed by the critics and pulled after only one series?

Then in 2005 there was her series He's Having a Baby, yet another effort which received poor ratings. It was during the same year that she appeared in 99 Ways to Lose Your Virginity.

Despite her record the BBC persevered with her and in December 2005 it was announced that she would be hosting her own BBC One prime-time chat show called Davina in early 2006. This she did, only for it to be axed after receiving abysmal ratings.

Although popular with many, McCall's presenting style is not without its critics and she was voted 95th worst Briton in Channel 4's poll of the 100 Worst Britons in 2003.

Here she is displaying her half-French ancestry:

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I hear Hawksbee and Jacobs were making a big fuss about this on Talk Sport this afternoon.
 
I think she objects to sinatra songs as oppose to him himself as it leads to to many impersonations and karaoke crooners, which is true if your a party pooper.

Anyway The Friday Night Project is on at the same time so i'll be watching that. :P
 
Sinatra and the rest of the so called rat pack are shite. FACT. Not a good number between them.
 
Originally posted by Bar the Bull@Feb 2 2007, 06:11 PM
Frank Sinatra was a crap crooning crook.
...Who had a voice a thousand times better than Davina`s hideously overrated twat of an ex-lover, or "God" as his retarded fans call him.
 
Originally posted by Honest Tom@Feb 2 2007, 06:04 PM
Sinatra and the rest of the so called rat pack are shite. FACT. Not a good number between them.
Dean Martin not only had a great voice (more soulful for me than Frank) but had charisma coming out his arse.
 
Originally posted by The Pro@Feb 2 2007, 05:56 PM
Anyway The Friday Night Project is on at the same time so i'll be watching that. :P
Me too. I have developed a strange and unexplained crush on Justin Lee Collins :shy:
 
Originally posted by MarkEE@Feb 2 2007, 06:07 PM
Fair enough, everyone is entitled to their opinion

Bloody hell, never thought I'd hear (read) you saying (typing) that, Brian!
As a sometimes frequent visitor to the forum you will have read my typing of just such a remark many times before. You will know that I take as my dictum C P Scott's "Comment is free but facts are sacred". And if you'd like to point out that I take pains to correct errors of fact then I'd be the first to agree.
 
Originally posted by BrianH+Feb 2 2007, 08:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BrianH @ Feb 2 2007, 08:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MarkEE@Feb 2 2007, 06:07 PM
Fair enough, everyone is entitled to their opinion

Bloody hell, never thought I'd hear (read) you saying (typing) that, Brian!
As a sometimes frequent visitor to the forum you will have read my typing of just such a remark many times before. [/b][/quote]
I know. I was probably being unfairly facetious. As I don't appear in my own top seven of funny forum members, I had trouble pulling it off.

No offence meant, Mr H. It's just that as you are such a knowledgable and informed chap, it sometimes seems like you won't consider the alternative opinion. Lots of the time your offerings are fact and the alternative opinion is null and void but, not always.

I hope the above reads in the friendly manner it was intended. Just in case I'll add an emoticon (as us South Walians like to do) :P :D


EDIT - I actually typed my reply before you added the edit lines to yours, but it seems like we are singing from the same hymn sheet.
 
I just don't see the relevance that her addictions have to putting Frank Sinatra into Room 101 (which, by the way, I disagree with strongly)
 
Originally posted by Euronymous+Feb 2 2007, 07:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Euronymous @ Feb 2 2007, 07:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bar the Bull@Feb 2 2007, 06:11 PM
Frank Sinatra was a crap crooning crook.
...Who had a voice a thousand times better than Davina`s hideously overrated twat of an ex-lover, or "God" as his retarded fans call him. [/b][/quote]
Did I miss Stan Collymore's recording career then? :o
 
But I was making any attempt at humour, albeit of a bitchy Private Eye, Popbitch or Holy Moly nature.

No wonder I didn't make MarkEE's list this year...
 
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