Heres a couple of Bill Hicks quotes that made me laugh.
:lol: :lol: Btw ive just sparked up a fag as i quoted them.
Non-smokers die every day. Sleep tight! I know you've employed some kind of eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke. Let me be the first to pop that bubble and send you hurtling back to reality - because you're dead too. And you know what doctors say? "****, if only you'd smoked - we'd have the technology to help you. It's you people dying from nothing who are screwed". I've got all sorts of neat **** waiting for me - oxygen tent, iron lung...it's like going to Tandy.
The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty flippin cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?
:lol: :lol: Btw ive just sparked up a fag as i quoted them.