Sorry Boss, Can't Make It To Work Today...

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I often joke with my flatmate Steve that one of us should phone in one day and say (it's important to do an impersonation of Al Jolson while rehearsing this):

"Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today ~ I've got 'Jazz Hands'!".

It doesn't sound funny, but I can assure you that it amuses me greatly.
 
Ah, that's sweet - two lads finding innocent mirth again, and again, and again, with the same little joke. :brows: Bit slow on the social life, rdl?
 
I knew I'd get crucified for this, but I dare you to tell a work colleague that you can't perform a simple task, and when they ask why, hit them with a verbal and visual demonstration of jazz hands, and see if at least one of you doesn't find it just a leeetle bit funny.
 
OK ~ are you looking?

"You can't send me down, your honour - I wouldn't survive a week in clink with these jazz hands"

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a perfect example from the king of orange himself.
 
:lol: Ah - I see what you mean now! :lol: It's a pretty frightening condition, and there's little a doctor can do for you once it's started.
 
Employee : Hi, I wont make it into work today I am sick


Employer : Well, just how sick are you ?


Employee : I am in bed with my brother. :lol:
 
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