As in all things in life, they're fu*cked if they do, and they're fu*cked if they don't.
Democracy is a flawed concept, based - as it is - only on the illusion of choice, and absolute dictatorship is the way forward. To make it work, it needs to be global, and I'm happy to throw my hat in the ring for the role of Supreme Leader.
For my first mandate, I propose the following:
1. The Flat will be outlawed, as will breeding from any stock other than Montjeu.
2. The role of 'Village Idiot' will be created for all conurbations within 150 miles of Newmarket, to compensate for job losses caused by Mandate 1 - save for the Metropolis of London, where clivex will receive the title 'Idiot Emeritus' and will serve a life-term.
3. The Metropolis of London shall henceforth be renamed as 'Clivetown'.
4. Absolutely no fat chicks.
5. I may allow some fat chicks.
Start a movement.