Strangest Situation Of Your Entire Life?

DanMcD

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This never happened - just throwing the scenario out there for the purposes of research
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You're preparing to tell a girl that your 'relationship' is over, although it was never really a boyfriend/girlfriend thing in the first place, she's moving away so it's never going to happen etc etc. You have nothing in common, personality clash and many other things.

In the meantime, the night before this is meant to happen in a mature and adult fashion, you go out and get ridiculously drunk and happen to take home a girl that you actually do quite like.

Anyways, the following morning, when you are just lying in bed asleep beside the same girl, you get a text message from the girl you're about to give the boot to asking if you're in your apartment. Apparently you happen to have in her possession a hat that she owns. You ignore message and decide to leave problem until later...

Fifteen minutes later, there is a knock on the apartment door and someone happens to let in a person who knocks on the bedroom door where you are. You foolishly think it was someone else and the first girl walks in - instinctively the girl you're with tries to hide under the duvet.

Anyway, first girl doesn't notice and walks around room talking about random stuff, and then cops it and asks if there was a girl here.

At that very moment, the girl under the duvet pops up and says, "Claire!!", she exclaims

And it turns out that the two girls went to school together and haven't seen each other in five years so they proceed to have a reunion conversation while you sit there on the bed beside them wondering what exactly you're going to say.

They are the only two people from their former school [200 miles away] that happen to live in the particular city where this takes place.

Eventually the girl you were planning to give the boot gets up, gives the other girl a hug, and leaves the room without saying a word to you.

In that situation, what would you say to the ex in a phonecall trying to explain?

And, is that just me, or is that a very, very freakish set of circumstances?

What's the awkwardest situation that you've ever found yourself in?
 
I have consulted the Book of Modern Manners and it says this

Not a boyfriend/girlfriend thing but she left a hat at your house ! A left hat is for a woman like a cat marking its territory.

Just face it young man you are a bounder and a cad and I would expect her father duly equipped with horsewhip shortly
 
Originally posted by DanMcD@Dec 21 2004, 01:48 PM
This never happened - just throwing the scenario out there for the purposes of research
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You may as well have said "this happened to a friend of mine....." :P
 
Two pieces of advice Dan.

1. When a bird sticks her head under the covers, never encourage her to come out.

2. Stop going out with Cork women.
 
My sister mentioned last week that she had gone home with a guy who said he was a promising journo-broadcaster. After a while she said there was a knock on the bedroom door, and despite earlier monumental wind-breaking her head was shoved under the blankets....................
 
Where are your ex's manners, Dan?

Quite obviously, she should be writing you a thank you note , expressing her delight at having had the opportunity to renew her friendship with her old schoolchum - and with such a (hopefully) interesting mutual experiences to catch up on, too...


However, let this be a lesson to you males out there - never ignore text messages from wimminfolk - you know it makes sense... B)
 
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Sounds like something from Sex and the City - Dan, you should chuck the sports and concentrate on sitcoms!

I'd imagine the need to explain anything is now somewhat superfluous...
 
Class Dan!! I wouldnt just rule out Cork women.....from my experiences your better off ruling out all of Munster and Connaught.....with exception made for Galway racing week!
 
Well this, of course, fictional situation appears to have had an entirely happy ending,

It appears that the one you were never going out with has finally accepted that you never were and has fully accepted your apology for the awkward situation they encountered once a few things were cleared up.

And the one that you actually like harbours no hard feelings about the incident and actually found it hilariously funny. You now see her all the time and you're never short of something to talk about.

You will have a very Happy Christmas
 
Has Grey started another new game?

You can take fish out of Hook, but not the Hook out of the fish.

You can take tires out of Ayr, but not Ayr out of tires.
 
c'mon, Aunty Jon....you may be brilliant, but even you will struggle to beat "you can take the girl out of Cork, but you can't take the Cork out of a girl..." :lol: :lol:
 
You're darn right there, matey! I was trying to make up a nice, clean, and wholesome game for families to play over Christmas...






... that said, there IS a wonderful small town called London Apprentice... :D :D
 
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