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Merlin the Magician

Merlin the Magician

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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Albania, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Irish girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
 
Given that my wife is Irish, and that there are Irish Lady contributors to the site such as Solerina - who may well be offended, I suggest you reconsider posting such materials.
 
Originally posted by Merlin the Magician@Sep 28 2004, 03:51 PM
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
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Merlin i think you should duck !

There's a shop around the corner from us, can't quite remember the name, Fish & ?.... i'm sure your shoulder could help :rolleyes:
 
latey........... I never wrote it mate it was sent to me today, I just thought it as being appropaite to match the WELSHMAN who could have been an ENGLISHMAN a SCOTCHMAN or any man for that matter!! you ought to lighten up mate and read between the lines...... big shoulders? YES!!! but no chips or chinks either I can assure you............. :D

(it again could have been a WELSH WOMAN a LATVIAN or whatever nationality you want to use it was sent to me and I posted it has it came) ............. :rolleyes:
 
THANKS JAMIE just glad you apprecaite good jokes mate :lol: :lol:

AN........... surely you got it!!! without me having to break the board rules..................... is that what your waiting for!!! its you that swears on here most of the time...... do me a great big favour as stated............. :lol: :lol:

end of subject ......... :lol: :lol:
 
I saw the irish woman joke as a compliment to the woman in as much as she was the only one who had spunk enough to rebel against her husbands demands.

There again I have no transparent agenda against the original poster.
 
I dunno. These Celts. Always at one another's throats.

Good job you had the English to make you Great.
 
:lol: one way traffic Terry :rolleyes:

Thanks 221bar its absolutely marvellous how different people can evaluate and give their interpretation of a given piece of text!!? Aint it???? Which is in the contrary to the given text and they call themselves educated?? And it was pasted and copied not written by me :lol: :lol:
as stated nuff said :rolleyes:
 
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new n*gg*rs duties......

Anybody find this offensive or will I continue?
 
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives their new duties.

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
n*gg*rs duties

Can anyone see the difference between these two lines ???

You are supposed to respond with a reply Merlin that will be deemed offensive enough to be deleted before anyone else can read it.
Let it be left as testament to the stalking of one who plainly has an agenda to get rid of you or at least provoke debate against you.
 
Double standards seem to be at work an. On another thread someone called you a Pikey B*s*t**d yet I did not see any response from you. Someone else post a joke and suddenly your preaching to us about racism.
 
Here's one for Merlin anyway. :D

I Will Survive!






At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh!t, Just a sad pathetic
dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count.

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive,
I will survive. . .hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,

Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a pr!ck that small was watching Gladstone run nude
hash,
I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for
referees,
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers, Cos I'll always throw them
back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick Dip it in tomato sauce.

(Chorus)

Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now Go!
 
No double standards Tets. I am in fact a pikey bastard, so that cannot be challenged.

However, I do not own my wife, I do not allocate her work and she is not sterotypically voilent. If I were to accept that proposition it would be OK to say that Welsh people are all sad sheepshaggers, and clearly they all arn't.
 
Perhaps then we could come up with a list of subjects which people could find offensive. I'll start with the following.

erm, erm, erm, erm, oh I know,

ones that aren't funny.

But other people may have other views on this matter and we should all strive to respect those views.
 
would not worry me what I was called in jest :lol: :lol:

BUT YES HAVE SAID UMPTEEN TIMES NOT ALL JOKES APPEAL TO ALL PEOPLE
BUT NO ONE ON HERE IS COMPELLED TO READ THEM AS LONG AS THEY ARE IN THE BOARDS PARAMETERS ...................
 
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